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By yanasmallkid · September 26, 2009 · 0 Comments · 14 Views

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I have the worst Level Co Ordinator for Two Year!

By yanasmallkid · September 24, 2009 · 0 Comments · 22 Views

So yeah. As pernormal. School suck big time. Assembly period. Kecoh habis habisan punye. Mr Foo lecture us. Macam paham ah tu orang tua lecture kita. So, Secondary 206, 207, 208 stand all the way. Pasal paling bising mah. Than ade Inter House Presentation. Wah, Suffian step big uh sia. Terus dia kene maki ngan satu hall. Haahaaa. Than dah gitu, pakai medal ngan angkat collar. Lagi kene maki dari satu hall. Haaahaaa. After that ade Malay Dance. Followed by Indian Dance. Kiwaaak. Satu benda pun aku tak masuk akal tengok diorang joget. Mr Farhan. Wah. Bustard kan Mr Zaihan. Bukan satu kali but two or three time. Bustard sia. After school helped Amalia. My dog also there. Ilyana! haahaa. Than headed to Tampines One. Since Wani nak sangat beli hamster dia. And hamster dia super cute. Kecik je. After that went back Bedok Reservoir. And took Wardinah and lepak jap ngan Iskandar, Mimah ngan Syikin. After that home sweet home.

IPW Presentation tomorrow. Wish me luck. Tak mahu nervous kae YANNA.
And tomorrow jugak aku pergi jalan raye dengan budak 208.

Time Check: 9.26pm
Currently messaging with Radhi, Nik Firdaus and Shahir.

And, aku rindu matair aku yang satu ni. Alangkah bahagia kalau dia ade di sisi ku. Haaahaa. Fake besar. Tak percaye pergi tanyer Shahir sendiri. Kan Shahir kan?

BB punye pasal aku jadi sod sia.

By yanasmallkid · September 23, 2009 · 0 Comments · 13 Views

Tuesday. 22 September 2009.

Well, I didnt not brong my Homec ingredient and it turn out not that nice. Sorry Zahirah. Sekali pandang, orang tak akan makan punye.  After that lesson was super the boring nak mampos. After school headed to MacDonald. Haaaahaaa. Semua Gerekian rindu meja ngan kerusi pat sane. After that went home. Around 7pm, took 506 and headed to WestMall. Nampak Kak Fatin ngan matair dia. Makin lawa. Than took train and headed to Bukit Gombak. Gi raye sane. Padahal baju pakai baju jalan. Bukan baju kurung tau.

Wednesday. 23 September 2009.

So, today. Again aku tak keluar raye lagi. Pagi pagi bute dah kene marah ngan si Mr Foo. Mentang mentang ade extra newspaper pat table abeh pakai untuk hentak table. Pikir nak gertak kitalah tu. Dah gitu, dah hentak tak perh. Newspaper yang dia hentak tu dah jatuh, than terus dia kutip balik. And hentak balik. Bongok sia. After that lesson macam biasa boring. After school, went to do Hockey Thinggy. Ended around 5pm than went to Block Biase. Played taitie and than headed home with Wasylah.

Time Check: 9.45pm
Mate aku dah berat. Mintak tutup. Bye semua. Selamat Hari Raya!

Akuuuu naaaaak rayeeeeee laaaaah.

By yanasmallkid · September 21, 2009 · 0 Comments · 21 Views


Hello Reader.

Besok dah bukak sekolah. Working hard time. Must study already. Examination coming. 
People wanna have fun for Hari Raya, but examination pulak yang datang kemari.

Today. Again stayed at home. Since people are coming to my house today. And Ill start going out on the fourth day of raye. Lamekan tu. Padahal lagi dua hari.

Atuk aku sekarang asik panggil aku word ni " Nyai" Padahal tu word takde rhyme pun ngan name aku. Nanti adelah atuk aku panggil nyai sini nyai sane. Macam takde name lain pulak nak panggil aku. Padahl name Dayana sedap sedap taknak panggil tau nak panggil aku name Nyai. Tapi adik aku si wardinah lagi rabak. Atuk aku panggil dia this word yang pelik nak mampos. Hairan uh perangai atuk aku satu ni. And jangan pulak korang panggil aku name tu. Cause its super irritating nak mampos.

Somehow Im jealous of seeing my friends wearing Baju Kurung. Aku pun nak raye. Sabar je lah nye.
And I miss alot of people now. Many people tau.

Time Check: 6.00pm
Just finished chatting with Abu which he just went offline. Kita dua take turn jadi beylo. Bukan act tau. But natural beylo. Sekejap aku. Sekejap dia. Than that time I made him become beylo twice in a row. And ended up. He kalah. And straight away went offline. Ape dah Abu ni.

By yanasmallkid · September 20, 2009 · 0 Comments · 17 Views

Since today was the start of Hari Raya. Okay lah. First first aku dah happy happy nak sambut raye. But when people come to my house. Alamak. Hancur. Penat aku dibuatnye. Ibu ngan nenek tak habis habis suruh aku buat ni lah, buat tu lah. And si Gemuk tu ape dia buat. Pat dalam bilik baring on lagu. Geram sia.

After five family came. Mediacorp people came. Tu part. Alamak. Confirm tak boleh buat bising punye. Than Cik Julie came. Yadayadayada. Suddenly she went outside and make a phone call. Dia kol tu, dari luar sampai pat dapur boleh dengar. Than ade shooting tau pat sebelah. And the crewman keep on " shhhhhh! " Than she went in. And tell us what happen. Than Ibu aku ni gi bilang Cik Julie.

Ibu: " Eh, kau tak dengar pe crewman cakap ape pat kau? "
Cik Julie: Ape dia cakap? Aku tak dengar lah.
Ibu: Dia kate pat kau "Shhhhhhhh!~! " Banyak kali tau.
Cik Julie: Aku tak dengar lah. Kalau aku dengar. Aku dah cakap dah. What Shhhhhh!

Than after talking. She went out. Than that time tengah ade shooting. Dia sardine je berbual kuat kuat. Than Cik Julie tengok tingkap jiran aku. And cakap. " What Shhhhh uh! Alamaaak. " Than she laugh. And went off. Halfway, dia tertinggal barang. Jumpe dia pat bawah. And since dia mintak teman untuk naik texi. So aku teman kan je lah. Than got this taxi nampak Cik Julie tengok pat dia. So the taxi driver made a U-Turn. Tengah U-Turn tu, ade lah ni jantan tengah lari sambil tahan taxi tu. Cik Julie ketawe terus cakap pat detu, " Eh lu relek sua brother. Texi ni wa punye. Wa tahan. K bye. " Sambil tunjuk hand signal. Than I laugh. And walk off.

Soon after. Nafis Family come. Yeah. Talk talk. And now my irritating father keep on asking me to lower down my voice. Padahal, suara dia lebih kuat dari aku. So, tengah mendak. I ask Nadhirah to take a pillow and aku terus tidur. Than sedare aku yang lain ketawe kan. But, aku dari pagi tau kerja. Takde stop. Sampai diorang datang baru aku stop kerja. And bile aku bangun. Cause terdengar suara kuat tibe tibe. Aku bangun. Check check. Sdare aku yang lain pun tidur sebelah aku. Pidaaaah. Diorang balik. And I switch this computer on. And now, blogging. The main reason for switching on this computer was to do my History Online Homework. Kerana terlalu susah nak buat. Aku give up and started blogging.

Later many other family coming. Haiya. Kerja aku tambah lah. Leceh. But still $$ are coming in. I like! Selamat Hari Raya Semua.

Oh shit, ade orang baru datang rumah nak raye lah. Alamak. Bye bye.

Selamat Hari Raye Maaf Zahir Batin Semua.

By yanasmallkid · September 19, 2009 · 0 Comments · 13 Views

Selamat Hari Raye Maaf Zahir Dan Batin Semua. 
Maafkan YANNA jika YANNA ade buat salah nye. Jangan lupe datang rumah YANNA raye ni nye.

So yeah, semalam ibu aku paitao. Kate ngan aku nak kemas rumah ngan nak buat kuih. Last last, dia keluar rumah senyap senyap tak bilang aku. Siak betul ibu aku ni.

So tadi, wake up at around 9am. And terus buat kuih. Busuk busuk sia buat kueh raye. Ape nak jadi pun aku tak tahu.
Than half way get ready and went Shieng Shiong? And something funny happen.

Aku tengah lah pilih tempe since ibu aku satu ni suruh aku beli 14 tempe. Ish. Macam tak betul gitu. So, aku ikotkan je ape ibu aku suruh. So, tengah pilih pilih tempe, than got this makcik. I dont know from where she came and asked me this.

Makcik: Nak beli tempe ehk?
Me: Aah. ( Senyum.  Muke: Obviously aku nak beli tempe kan. Dah nampak sah aku pat tempe and aku tengah pengang tempe. )
Makcik: Wah. Mahal seh tempe. Satu 40 cent. 
Me: Okay lah. ( Senyum )
Makcik: Dah bukak tempe dulu tak? Takut takut tempe busuk nanti. 
Me: Entah cik. Saye tak reti pilih pilih ni. ( Senyum.)
Makcik: Oh. Check dulu. Tengok ni. Kan tak lawa. Anak beli berape banyak? 
Me: ouh. 14. Ibu sruh. Nak masak Sambal Goreng.

Than that makcik walk off. I was like phew. But turn out that she went to take basket.

Makcik: Nak nak beli berape tadi?
Me: 14 keping. ( walk off to counter )

Sambil aku tengah beratur. Itu makcik masih pat situ pilih tempe. Aku pun hairan. Check basket dia, maaaak! Banyak tempe. Aku bilang uh ibu aku bile balik than she say. Maybe makcik tu jealous kot kau beli banyak sangat tempe. Dia nak try beat kau uh. Kental uh makcik.

So, Im rushing now. My irritating father keep on asking me to shut this computer. But I just switch it on. Irritating sia. 
The WholeFamily was cute today. Super cute. But not my Father. Stupid.

Tak sabar aku nak raye besok. Sorry. Just a recap of what happen today. Im seriously in a rush now.

Time Check: 12.43am. 
Currrently chatting with Boiimii, Abu, Nick Firdaus. 
Going Geylang later. Bye.

2 More Days To Come,

By yanasmallkid · September 18, 2009 · 0 Comments · 19 Views

Hello Readers.

Well. Like I say on the previous post. Ive got a choice whether to go or not to go to school. And yeah, I did not come to school. Ngantok teramat sangat.
So yeah, my planned today was to go and rebond my hair. Yes. Rebond. Straight kan rambut.

Around 12pm, send Wardinah to school. And off to Bedok North. The place. Adilah recomanded it to me. Yeah. Sesat sia aku cari tu tempat. And pat sane terlalu banyak sangat kedai rambut. And yeah. Cari punye cari at last jumpe.

Rebond rambut. yadayadayada. Soon Amera came. Bodoh uh kadang kadang detu. So yeah. Ended around 620pm. And terus gi Bedok Interchange and bought buke food. And headed home.

So yeah. Ill will not be sleeping tonight. Due to the Hari Raya celebration which is in 2 days time. Tak Sabar. 
Ill be cleaning the house and buat kueh raye until morning.

History  Online Homework. Haiyaaak. Malas mau buat. Tapi terpakse. Mau pass exam punye pasal.

Ouh yeah, did I tell you that just now around 1230pm+, I receive a phone call from I dont know who. Panic sia sekejap. So, borrowed Ibu handphone and called back the number. Rupe rupe nye Astiqa yang call aku. Aku ade lah ingat sape. Than Astiqa kate, " Eh jap jap" So, aku tunggu. Than the whole 208 malay student shouted " Selamat Hari Raye Maaf Zahir Dan Batin! " Cute siak. Macam Upin dan Ipin. Haaahaaa. Fake Besar! Than one by one of my classmate mintak maaf. So did I. Sedih sia tapi kelakar. Than kita semua ketawe ketawe pat phone. And semua budak berebut handphone tu. And semua budak 208 tak sabar nak raye. Alalala cute lah kelas aku yang satu ni.

And yeah, like what Nik Shaqil alway say, " Ive got 2 words for you people, Be Jealous! "

Rambut pun ada pangkat babe.

By yanasmallkid · September 17, 2009 · 0 Comments · 14 Views

Macam biasa. Sekolah maha merepek lah. Aku makin malas pulak nak pergi sekolah sekarang. Ape aku tahu, aku nak tidur, tidur ngan makan. Itu je. And yeah, maybe Ill not be going to school. Due to my lazyness and kehendak Ibu. Yesterday night, Ibu berbual kate besok tak payah pergi sekolah sudah. Amek cuti. And ape lagi. Happy uh. Tengok lah mood. Kalau rajin pergi, kalau ngantok, ape lagi sambung tidur.

Im somehow starting to hate Thursday. Reason? No Assembly Period. And what we do during Assembly Period? Do worksheet. Not one but a pile of it. Sape mau buat. Malas sia.

And yeah, since we have the privilege of seating together, kita pun bukak story lah. Berbual macam macam topic keluar. And kita pun berbual pasal rambut.  Rambut pun ade pangkat tau. Tak tahu kan. haahaah. Only kita kita je tahu.

After school. Walked to the bus stop with Fatin. Talk talk. Than took 21 home. Haiyaaaa. Mendak ah nari. Ive been playing this computer for like 6 hour.
Klah. Till here. Ibu aku dah bising tu. And lagi 2 hari lagi puasa and dah raye. Yahooooo!

My Sweet Revenge,

By yanasmallkid · September 16, 2009 · 0 Comments · 20 Views

Thats Kelvin. My so called patner. Dia lah yang selalu kacau aku pat dalam kelas. Tumbuk aku, cocok aku peh perut and tarik rambut aku. And today, I got my revenge mannnn.

I find my pencil case fucking messy. With notes yang tak gune langsung. So, pikir pikir nak recycle lah ni. Aku koyak paper tu. Buat bola banyak banyak, terus shoot pat kepala dia. haaaaahaaaa. Amek kau. Suke nah kacau orang yang tidak bersalah.

Music Lesson at 9am.
Got new teacher. And we can do anything since music lesson will start next week.
So, aku plan nak kacau orang. So, aku gi uh mesage Si Penakut Besar, Qamarul Ardy.
Tengah mesage dia, handphone dia kene confiscate.

And the kelakar pat came.
Aku panggil "pisst, oi!" Than Hafizah tunduk.
Padahal aku panggil Wasylah pat the other end.
Aku pun hairan asal Hafizah tunduk, aku pun ikut tunduk. Than aku berbual ah ngan Wasylah. 
Abeh Hafizah bangun, "Chey, aku ingat kan kau panggil pisst, oi pat aku. Ape uh kau. "
Aku ngan Adilah tak boleh tahan ketawe. Hafizah muke paisey punye.

Math lesson at 10.30am.
Learn a new subject. And Mr Yip teach us how to play poker. 
And I did concentrate during Math lesson. 
And there goes me and Kelvin. Shooting paper ball at each other. But he missed.
haaaaahaaaaa. Serve you right idiot jerk.

English Lesson at 12.30pm. 
Peh nonok. Mr Kwan came. Lecture 208.
And because of that at 1.30pm semua kene stayback. Buto sama lu uh OM. 
And while Ms Goh is teaching us Pronoun which dia actually tak payah ajar pun semua budak tahu. 
Mata berat woh. Asik nak tertidur je. And bile mate aku nak dekat tertutup. Boleh nampak yang Ms Goh actually tengok pat aku.

Half an hour stayback period at 1.30pm which is sunggub tak perlu. 
Stayback and must write line. 
"I must not disrespect my teachers. Sorry Mr Ong. "
Quickly did it. Aku adalah ingat aku last. Pasal aku ngah ikat rambut while the rest dah start buat. 
Pass up and 1st uh pass up. Abeh bangge? Ape je aku.

End of lesson. Like finally. 
Met Ms Chin. And off home. Kimak. 21 full seh. 
Than Hamzah Damai Secondary berbual ngan aku pat dalam bus.
Setakat berape patah je. Salam than balik.

Sampai rumah,  Raye punye pasal. Aku rajin kemas rumah. 
And yeah, Buto ah kau adik. Balik sile panggung. Aku yang kene buat kerja rumah. 
Ape dia buat? Duduk sebelah aku makan ngan minum bubble tea. 
Bubble tea punye part, bagus sia. Aku on computer, dia sebok tengok aku buat ape
lepas tu minum bubble tea ngan muke slamber betul betul depan muke aku. Pantat betul.

Abeh tadi pat Bedok hujan. Nikmat habis babe. Ape lagi, tidur uh macam babi. Dari pukul 3 petang sampai nak kt pukul 6.30 petang. Abeh tengah best best tidur. Entah anak mane call aku.
Tak pasal pasal aku kene bangun. Tapi aku tak angkat. Kan bagus name nye tu.
Lepas tu dah tak boleh tidur balik. Babi betul.

Post aku nari macam panjang gitu. Klah. Till here.

Sore Eyes.

By yanasmallkid · September 15, 2009 · 0 Comments · 17 Views

Aku macam malas nak pergi sekolah nari. Tapi terpakse. Takda benda langsung nak buat atau belajar.
Homec lesson. Did research on the recipe and yeah, merepek seh. Can cook only food that are sold in the canteen. Alamak. Since otak kita orang dua buntu. Tak tahu nak masak ape. And most dish common classmate masak, kita orang pikir masak Mee Bandung pun cantek.
So, this coming Tuesday Im gonna cook that. Harap harap jadi lah ye.

After that lesson was super boring.
HIstory lesson. Draw at my dearest desk. Cantik. Semua orang draw. But than i end up erasing all except for 2 pictures.
And irritating Kelvin keep on disturbing me. Betuah punye anak.

After school, followed Musfirah to her house. Take my kuih raye and off home. Got 11 kuih raye already. And jarang gitu dengar aku balik siang. But Ibu aku jugak yang suruh. Ape nak buat kan.

And now, aku rase aku tengah ada sore eyes. Mata merah and kecik. And tempting sia nak garuk. But since Shahir ask me not to garuk. Aku tak garuk lah. But still, tempting sia nak garuk. Ahhhhhhh.

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Time Check: 9.48pm.
Currently chatting with Shaik, Wani, Hazam, Boiimii, Shahir and 3 guys i dont know from where. Cari gaduh. But end up losing.

And aku baru teringat aku ade English Homework. Haiz. English leceh babe. 
And tomorrow got Math lesson. Otak jam seh.